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Dear Loser, Let's get something straight. I'm a jerk. I'm obnoxious. I'm mean. I'm nasty. And I'm lazy. But I don't care, because I'm FILTHY RICH. I'm much too important to even be sitting here writing this right now. So I'll keep it short. I make several million dollars every year on the internet, doing almost nothing. I'm the real deal. Whether you like it or not, you want to be rich like me,…